[ONTD]

It seems like yesterday that I was complaining about the new cast of Big Brother 10, deciding right away that I thought the cast was unimpressive.

Well, some of them have since grown on me, some not. One thing is for sure though, this season has flown by. Already the house is down to five competitors with another being eliminated tonight.

This week the women, Renny and Keesha are on the block.  And damn it all, because they are my two favorite players.

Although Keesha has a totally annoying laugh, I like her.  I think she’s pretty down to earth and chill.  Renny, is of course, my favorite player by a landslide.  Poor thing usually does absolutely terrible when it comes to competitions, but she is a  riot to watch - and would be a total kick to party with.

Now that we’re nearing the end, who do you want to win Big Brother 10?

See, karma does exist!

Denise Richard’s crappy ass reality show has been canceled!

The E! channel has decided to pull the plug on the attention whore’s show, It’s Complicated.  (Even the name of the show gets under my skin!)

A source said, “The numbers started out pretty good - just over 1.5 million tuned in for the premiere episode.  But the audience has dropped off. ”

Richards sucks as a reality star about as much as she sucks as an actress.

Honestly, I can’t believe anyone cares.

I hate Dancing With the Stars, it’s like the new Lawrence Welk! It’s cheesy, it’s boring and I could give a crap about most of the ’stars’ they have on the show. I know most reality shows are complete garbage, but this one is the grime in the bottom of the trashcan!

Ok, enough with my rant.

Kim Kardashian is supposedly scheduled to be on the show next season. TMZ says that Kimmy has been practicing but suffered a major setback yesterday when she cut her foot on a glass table.

No, she wasn’t dancing on glass tables, (which I wouldn’t be surprised if she was, because I really don’t think she’s that smart) it was a glass coffee table in a hotel room that got her. The cut was probably pretty deep because there was blood everywhere. Kim was rushed to the hospital where she was treated.

If you do care, here is next season’s preliminary line up.

The funny/sad thing is, while everyone is freaking out about Kim, DWTS and her foot, one of the Barenaked Ladies survived a fricking plane crash yesterday!

Ed Robertson and three passengers on a Cessna 206 crashed in Ontario, Canada at about 12:30pm. All of them were able to walk away from the scene.

Deputy fire chief Brian Sears said the passengers were very lucky to have survived the crash. He said they climbed out of a window and that none of them suffered a single scratch.

The band’s spokesperson Adam Smith stated, “Everyone is fine, and that is the important thing. That’s all the comment we have at this time.”

MTV’s “BUSTED” Sneak Peek airs tonight, August 18th, at 10:30pm.

Beginning Monday, August 25th, there will be new half-hour episodes airing at 6pm Mon-Thurs.

Watch dumb people get arrested. Always good entertainment!

And when I say ‘it’ I mean semen.

This guy is such an attention whore! He will say just about anything for publicity or to promote his upcoming reality show, Rock of Love Bus. Let’s just call it the Bang Bus!

This time Bret Michaels tells People magazine that he is still “in love” with Ambre Lake, the winner of Rock of Love 2.

“I still love her.  I’m not really over her yet. We still hang. She was just out with me a couple days ago and we were having a great time. She’s really got it. I think she’s great.”

Whoa, back up.  Bret loves his Ambre?  Since when?  Oh, whoops, I’m sorry, I guess that was his dick talking..!  My bad!

“The reason for destruction of all my relationships is that I’m passionate about being on the road and making music.  I have great relationships. But the women I date don’t realize that I spend between 6 and 8 months of my life on the road — touring or traveling or seeing family with my daughters.”

Ok, fine.  Then why the hell do you keep having these lame reality shows?  Oh yeah, because #1: His band sucks.  #2: He can score lots o’ trim. #3: He can score lots o’ trim.

But Bret keeps up the facade, pretending to be love starved.  He thinks his next reality show could possibly find him ‘the one,’ being as the girls will learn what it’s like to live with him on the road.

“Wait till they travel on a bus and are living in and out of a suitcase under the bay of the hotel,” he says. “You know they’re going to show up here with 14 suitcases when you can fit about one. I have two pairs of jeans … You learn to live like that. It’s a whole different life.”

Bret adds that he never leads the girls on or toys with their affections.  He only wants ‘the meat’ of the relationship.  Heh.

“I’m pretty honest with the girls.  I tell them, ‘Look, we’re dating. There’s no white picket fence.’ It’s not like all of a sudden the show’s over and the next day we’re married and that kind of thing.”

As for getting married, does he think it will happen someday?

“I don’t know,” he says. “I never really thought about it.”

I completely forgot that VH1’s ‘New York Goes to Hollywood’ premiered last week!

I missed the breakup of Miss Tiffany Pollard and her boytoy ‘Tailor Made‘ [George Weisgerber]. I’m sure I didn’t miss much. I’m a little sick of the ho.

In case you missed it too, here is the couple’s fight that was supposed to be so dramatic - but really, is boring and seemingly scripted.

Did anyone catch the show in it’s entirety? Can anyone even stand to watch this bitch anymore?