Apparently it has, and it’s on the run, disguising itself for fear of being returned to Michael’s head!
It even has it’s own website, BretsWig.com.
If you see the wig, stay calm, contact your local authorities and grab a pair of scissors for protection!
Bret’s wig sightings:
On Monday we posted half of the girls promo pics who will competing on this season’s, Charm School, now here’s the second batch to complete the crazy c*nt collage.
(See the first round of pics here.)
And yeah, as I mentioned before, they are all the same whores who you’ve seen on two or three other VH1 reality shows. Seriously, VH1, get some fresh meat, would ya?
Raven (lower right - above), doesn’t look so happy to be there. You might make enough money to buy a decent weave, damn, girl! She didn’t even try. What did she put on, a pair of her uncle’s socks and an old pair of gym shoes? Sheesh.
Charm School:Rock of Love Girls premieres Oct. 12 at 9/8c on VH1.
The second season of VH1’s ‘Charm School‘ is on the way, set to premiere next month.
Another 14 contestants from Bret Michael’s, ‘Rock of Love’ will learn etiquette, poise and tact. Well, that’s the plan anyway.
And who better to coach the girls on the importance of being lady-like than the regal Sharon Osbourne. Yes, I am being catty for those who are slow.
‘Rock of Love Charm School’ premieres Sunday, October 12 at 9:00 PM. Here are the first released promo pics from the show.
I love how VH1 just keeps recycling the same reality whores over and over and over! The crazy thing is that they pay the winners pretty good, in this show the grand prize is $100,000, and that probably means more to these bitches than Bret Michaels.
Speaking of, I wonder if Heather got that ‘Bret’ tattoo removed yet. That was her plan if she won I Love Money. Sorry about your luck.
And check out Brandy M’s mouth in the cast pic below. She has so much collagen injected into her mouth I didn’t even recognize her! Thank goodness for the massive tacky chest tattoo!
And when I say ‘it’ I mean semen.
This guy is such an attention whore! He will say just about anything for publicity or to promote his upcoming reality show, Rock of Love Bus. Let’s just call it the Bang Bus!
This time Bret Michaels tells People magazine that he is still “in love” with Ambre Lake, the winner of Rock of Love 2.
“I still love her. I’m not really over her yet. We still hang. She was just out with me a couple days ago and we were having a great time. She’s really got it. I think she’s great.”
Whoa, back up. Bret loves his Ambre? Since when? Oh, whoops, I’m sorry, I guess that was his dick talking..! My bad!
“The reason for destruction of all my relationships is that I’m passionate about being on the road and making music. I have great relationships. But the women I date don’t realize that I spend between 6 and 8 months of my life on the road — touring or traveling or seeing family with my daughters.”
Ok, fine. Then why the hell do you keep having these lame reality shows? Oh yeah, because #1: His band sucks. #2: He can score lots o’ trim. #3: He can score lots o’ trim.
But Bret keeps up the facade, pretending to be love starved. He thinks his next reality show could possibly find him ‘the one,’ being as the girls will learn what it’s like to live with him on the road.
“Wait till they travel on a bus and are living in and out of a suitcase under the bay of the hotel,” he says. “You know they’re going to show up here with 14 suitcases when you can fit about one. I have two pairs of jeans … You learn to live like that. It’s a whole different life.”
Bret adds that he never leads the girls on or toys with their affections. He only wants ‘the meat’ of the relationship. Heh.
“I’m pretty honest with the girls. I tell them, ‘Look, we’re dating. There’s no white picket fence.’ It’s not like all of a sudden the show’s over and the next day we’re married and that kind of thing.”
As for getting married, does he think it will happen someday?
“I don’t know,” he says. “I never really thought about it.”
After two failed seasons of finding ‘true love’ and sorting through a mess of crazy bitches, Bret Michaels and VH1 are ready for yet another season of Rock of Love.
Over at VH1’s blog they are announcing that Bret and Ambre are over, as if they were actually ever a serious couple to begin with!
The new show will be called Rock of Love Bus and will air in early 2009. The new batch of reality show groupies will go on the road and across the country for a month with Bret in his tour bus.
Jeff Olde, VH1’s Executive Vice President said, “Seasons one and two of Rock of Love shattered ratings records and VH1 is so happy to have Bret back for another outrageous season. This time we’ll reveal Bret in his most comfortable setting- the infamous rock star tour bus.”
From VH1:
This time as the bus pulls into each new city, the girls will engage in challenges specifically revolving around Bret’s life on the road. Whether it’s greeting aggressive groupies with a smile, enduring grueling schedules, dodging the advances of the warm-up band or even stepping in last-minute to fill in for delinquent roadies – these girls will be put to the test. This season, as the Rock of Love Bus heads into America’s heartland, the show will be taking the viewer to a whole new level with crazy, fun, over-the-top challenges- imagine Truck Stop Olympics or a dance contest on top of the St. Louis Arch or even a BBQ cook-off beneath the World’s Largest Thermometer. And also, back by popular demand…Mud Bowl 3. Americana at it’s finest!
Or same old shit if you ask me! But yes, I eat it up for dinner. Yes, I do.
Sharon Osbourne will be the new head mistress of VH1’s upcoming “Rock of Love Girls: Charm School” that will premiere this Fall.
Osbourne will attempt to school the former ‘Rock of Love’ girls on the art of having class, poise and practicing proper etiquette.
VH1 is excited to have Sharon for their show. Jeff Olde, VP Programming and Development says, “Sharon Osbourne is undoubtedly one of the most successful women in the industry and truly an icon in the rock world. We knew she would immediately capture the imagination and attention of our cast and our audience,. Not only is she a true master at the art of the business, but Sharon is a master at the art of being herself and we are thrilled to have her spearheading this show.”
She’s also a hothead loudmouth, much like many of the contestants on ‘Rock of Love’…and a little trashy too. This will be like the blind leading the blind!
