I really like this one!

I haven’t been doing the reader comments of the day in awhile, let’s try and bring that back. Some of you are snide little bitches…and I love it!

Today’s winner is gumball who responded to Katie Holmes and Baby Suri Arriving at “The Little Mermaid” on Broadway.

Quick.. someone grab a defrosted flounder fillet and slap the spiritually drained and missled, doomed golddigger depression out of her.  Babe you could write and sell a shocking best seller: “Tiny Tom Under my Thumb’ Exposé Book and live free and wealthy!

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We all know that Tom Cruise doesn’t like doctors, modern medicine or people who are anti-Scientology, so after Dr. Drew Pinsky was quoted as saying the actor may have a mental illness, he threw his lawyers on it.

In next month’s Playboy, Dr. Drew says, “A lot of people in the public eye who behave strangely have mental illness we can learn from, and much of it is based on childhood trauma, without a doubt. Take a guy like Tom Cruise. Why would somebody be drawn into a cultish kind of environment like Scientology? To me, that’s a function of a very deep emptiness and suggests serious neglect in childhood - maybe some abuse, but mostly neglect.”

So far Cruise himself has failed to comment on the matter, but instead had his attorney speak for him.

“This unqualified television performer who is obviously just looking for notoriety is so grotesquely unprofessional as to pretend to diagnose Tom and others without ever meeting them. He seems to be spewing the absurdity that all Scientologists are mentally ill. The last time we heard garbage like this was from Joseph Goebbels [a Nazi propagandist].”

Yeah well, Dr. P is super yummy hot, and I’ll believe whatever he tells me! Although that may stem from some childhood traum…oh nevermind.

Cher told Oprah Winfrey that when she was 39 and Tom Cruise was 23, they hooked up.

Cher, now 61, says that if it wouldn’t have been for their hectic work schedules they may have had a “great big romance.” She adds, “I was crazy about him.”

The couple reportedly met at a White House fund raising event in the mid 80s.

“He was shy,” she told Oprah. “He said he felt like such a boob in school and nobody talked to him. We went on a date once for dinner in a New York restaurant and the waitress was from his old school. He told me she never talked to him back in school, but now he was recognized he got all her attention.”

The audience particularly loved it when Cher spoke of a night they spent together.

Cruise dumped Cher a couple months later for another older woman, Mimi Rogers, who was six years older than him. Tom and Mimi married but split three years later.

A hysterical little War of the Worlds spoof about Tom Cruise, John Travolta and the aliens. Special appearances by Baby Suri and Katie Holmes. Not real work friendly, but worth watching!

Katie Holmes showed off her new short and spunky haircut at Pizzeria Mozza in Los Angeles Monday.

I can’t help but think it makes her look like Tommy!

She may have cut her hair for an upcoming Broadway role, and it does look good on her from what I can tell, but it’s still creeping me out.

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Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes yesterday in New York City at the 23rd Annual Museum Of The Moving Image Black Tie Salute honoring him.

The Museum Of The Moving Image was founded in 1977. Its mission statement is to educate “the public about the art, history, technique, and technology of film, television, and digital media and to examine their impact on culture and society.”

Tom told Entertainment Tonight that the event was an opportunity to thank everyone he’d worked with over the years.

Tom said of his wife Katie,

“She’s an exceptional woman — she ran that marathon, she really inspires me!”

Other stars who attended the event included Barbara Walters, Tim Robbins, Julianne Moore, Kenneth Branagh, Brian Grazer and Ron Howard.

Tommy needs some higher lifts! And doesn’t Katie look gorgeous? Meooow!

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