- Posted by: Spicy
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- Aug 10, 2010
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- 4 Smack Talkers
Nicole Snooki Polizzi and Deena Nicole Cortese of Jersey Shore on August 9th
As you recall, Snooki the Sausage was arrested recently for being a drunken idiot after falling off a bike on the beach.
The whole event was pretty entertaining to the rest of us, but to Snooki, it wasn’t nearly as fun as shooting Jack & Coke’s through a beer bong on the beach with her guidette gal pals.
Since her arrest Snooki says that she is bound and determined to never let it happen again. And besides, she is far too tasty a sausage to be in the frying pan. She says: ”I’m too pretty to be in jail. I’m a good person. I’m not a criminal, and I will never go back there . . . You can’t even contain me! When I was in there, I was like, ‘Can I come out? I can’t breathe!’ Not a fun place. I will never go back.”
Wanna bet? Idiots + alcohol usually = jail. Pretty sure this won’t be her first – or last- trip to the clink!
[BIW/Fame Pictures]
“And besides, she is far too tasty a sausage to be in the frying pan.” LOVE your phrasing, Spicy!
Hahahaha! Counting the days til she goes back…tick tock…
Whatever else she is, she is certainly not too pretty to go to jail.
She’s not pretty enough for jail!