Courtney Stodden Is ‘Attention Whore Barbie’

Courtney Stodden is becoming more and more like a real life Barbie with her platinum blonde hair, huge boobs and chicken legs, and I think she’s even raided Barbie’s wardrobe.

Wearing an atrocious gold lame gown with a split up to her uterus, Courtney and her pervy husband Doug Hutchison attended the King of Thailand’s 85th birthday celebrations, “Muay Thai in America In Honor Of The KING.”  Apparently no REAL celebrities were available. The couple worked the red carpet for an extended period of time and soaked in the bullshit compliments from the photographers/paparazzi as they put on a freak show.

“We gotta make her the next Anna Nicole, you know that?” one photographer can be heard saying 20-seconds into the video below. Pfft, like he has anything to do with it.

“She’s gonna be bigger,” chimes in another.

“Bigger, good. We need something good…of that genre.” This guy sounds like a groomer. Creeper.

In the next video we have Courtney and Doug stinking up the red carpet together, and again, more baloney compliments from the photographers. Doug looks like he’s taken a handful of Xanax and washed them down with a cupful of Nyquil and Courtney only has eyes for the cameras. Doug who?

28-seconds into this video clip (below) a photographer comments on Courtney’s ridiculous Lucite stripper heels. “Those are cool shoes…”

43-seconds in, “Now you guys stick together, all right? It’s hard to find good people.”

Shortly after, Courtney Stodden’s mom, Krista, photobombs the couple, joining them on the red carpet. This woman repulses me. Almost more than Doug does. If you watched VH1′s Couple’s Therapy you saw that Krista (nasty gutter rat of a mother) seems to be living her life vicariously through her daughter and wishes that SHE were the one married to Doug. She’ll probably get a crack at him after Courtney’s through with him though. Hang tight, gutter rat!